Homegrown BLORRnography: An Interview With Chris Hess from Le Blorr
A sit-down with one of the most insane and entertaining bands to ever come out of Jacksonville. Apparently, popular bands actually do enjoy it when interviewers throw up on them.
212- Azealia Banks feat. Lazy Jay
Wirdy Dirds? Say it ain't so! The sexualization of fresh fruit and an addicting beat with it's own funny dance!
Christian Lehr and Mark Thompson- Hip Hip Hurray!
Their sound and style dips deeply into the “Better music through chemistry” pool.
It's a graceful mix between calculated melodic math and impromptu jam-out. Oh the wonders and perils of transcending space and time!
The Cadets – Bird of Paradise
It was slowly realized by all watching that it was a clump of melted vinyl. It would certainly have to be as hot as lava, yet the wizard showed no sign of pain. Slippery droplets of molten vinyl splashed onto the pavement and instantly hissed and cooled like hot candlewax on tender flesh. As...
Lower Dens – Brains
"This layered intoxicating enigma of musicality will undoubtedly usher in a new progressive era of self realized listeners, sort of a love-child of Tolstoy and Deerhunter..." The ostentatious old blowhard was still going. I barely witheld my snicker. What a pathetic excuse for a so-called genius. Still, I had to admit, his mustache was...
Automatic Lover – Dee D. Jackson
Is it a maxim of the loneliness and modern man's incessant quest for approval? Or can the androids just do things that modern men can't?
Internet Billed The Radio Star
An empassioned musical blog writer, and product of the internet generation, spites the hand that feeds him. Ridante Mia Azeno Ekstere and other stuff you won't immediately get.
In The Realm Of The Senses With Thom Yorke’s Lazy Eye
Holding onto the chair for dear life, lest he be sucked into the green cosmos, Errett Goff inhaled the rapture of the Radiohead concert. Life would go on, much as it has this past age, but something would be different.
Five B-Sides That Skirt The Issue That B-Sides Are $#iT
B-Sides suck. But they also don't. Life is strange like that. Errett Goff discusses this in detail and also does da cha-cha. Errett Goff like-a do-a da cha-cha.
